🏛️ Weekend Court Filing Roundup (Funny but Accurate Edition)

Judge: Magisterial District Judge Miles K. BixlerTimeframe: Thursday–Sunday, April 2–5, 2026Vibe: Traffic citations had a weekend 🚓 Speed Was the Main Character This Weekend If speed limits could talk, they’d be filing restraining orders. Multiple drivers were cited for Maximum Speed Limits violations in West Hempfield Township and Columbia Borough, largely courtesy of Lancaster PSP…

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Should Voters Consider a Candidate’s Past Bankruptcy? The Case of Columbia Borough’s Vice President, Heather Zink

Should Voters Consider a Candidate’s Past Bankruptcy? The Case of Columbia Borough’s Vice President, Heather Zink COLUMBIA, Pa. — As Columbia continues to grow and reshape its identity, residents regularly assess the people who guide that process. Among them is Heather M. Zink, sitting Vice President of Columbia Borough Council, whose role places her at…

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Pennsylvania Rings in 2026 with New Laws You’ll Probably Break Before February

Pennsylvania Rings in 2026 with New Laws You’ll Probably Break Before February ColumbiaPA.Online — January 1, 2026Happy New Year, Pennsylvania! While you were busy making resolutions you’ll abandon by next week, Harrisburg was busy making rules you’ll probably ignore by tomorrow. Here’s what’s new for 2026—and why you might want to read this before your…

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Columbia Borough’s Old-Fashioned Christmas: Saturday Schedule

Columbia Borough’s Old-Fashioned Christmas: Saturday Schedule Columbia Borough is set to sparkle this weekend with its annual Old-Fashioned Christmas celebration. Saturday brings a full day of family-friendly events, local shopping, and holiday traditions—all leading up to the much-anticipated Tree Lighting Ceremony at Locust Street Park. Saturday, November 29 – Event Timeline A Day to Remember…

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Planning Commission to Review Ordinance That Would Restrict Data Centers to Industrial Zones

COLUMBIA, Pa. — The Columbia Borough Planning Commission is set to review a proposed zoning amendment Tuesday night that would prohibit data centers in the Borough’s Light Business (LB) zoning district and limit future projects to industrial areas through a conditional use approval process. The proposal follows a closely divided 4-3 vote by Columbia Borough…

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Columbia Borough Planning Commission Prioritizes Zoning Overhaul; Considers State’s 400‑Hour Assistance Pilot

Columbia Borough Planning Commission Prioritizes Zoning Overhaul; Considers State’s 400‑Hour Assistance Pilot February 17, 2026 – Columbia, PA The Columbia Borough Planning Commission held its February meeting Tuesday evening, addressing routine business before turning its focus to major planning initiatives that could shape the Borough for years to come—chief among them, a potential partnership with…

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Electric Bills Are Going Up in Columbia, PA – Here’s What You Need to Know (and How to Get Help)

Electric Bills Are Going Up in Columbia, PA – Here’s What You Need to Know (and How to Get Help) Starting December 1, 2025, electric rates across Pennsylvania—including Columbia—have gone up. The Pennsylvania Public Utility Commission (PUC) approved seasonal adjustments that hit just as winter heating season begins. For most households, electricity costs can make…

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😂 ColumbiaPA.online — The “Everybody Stay Calm, It’s Just Court” Roundup

😂 ColumbiaPa.online — The “Everybody Stay Calm, It’s Just Court” Roundup A Funny (But Factual!) Look at This Week’s MDJ Dockets All individuals named are presumed innocent unless and until proven otherwise. Columbia Borough and the surrounding townships have had a busy week at Judge Bixlers office this week — and in true ColumbiaPa.online style,…

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📰 Columbia Borough Approves Police Chief Contract After Debate

Questions Raised, But Council Moves Forward At a recent Columbia Borough council meeting, a major decision was made regarding the employment contract for the town’s new Police Chief, Holly. While the final vote approved the agreement, it didn’t come without discussion—and an important moment of scrutiny from council member Heather Zink. 🔍 Why the contract…

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Saving Columbia’s Forgotten Dungeons: Rick Fisher’s Mission to Preserve History

Saving Columbia’s Forgotten Dungeons: Rick Fisher’s Mission to Preserve History Beneath the bustling streets of Columbia, Pennsylvania, lies a hidden piece of American history—a series of six crumbling, windowless cells known locally as the Market House Dungeons. Built in 1836, these subterranean chambers were originally intended as storage for market vendors but were later converted…

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Columbia Faces Growing Pains as Council Tackles Safety, Staffing, and Community Concerns

Columbia Borough Council’s May 12 meeting painted a clear picture of a town that’s active, engaged, and improving—but also facing real challenges that residents say can’t be ignored. From concerns about park safety and police staffing to finances and public health issues, the evening brought forward both praise for what’s working and pressure to fix…

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Planning Commission Recommends Changes to Data Center Zoning as Community Debate Continues COLUMBIA, Pa. — The Columbia Borough Planning Commission voted Tuesday evening to recommend approval of a zoning amendment that would significantly limit where future data centers can be located within the borough, while public discussion highlighted growing concerns over the impacts of large-scale…

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Leo Lutz vs. Jasmine Preston: The Columbia Clash That’s Got Everyone Saying “Wait… What?”

In the quaint borough of Columbia, Pennsylvania—where the Susquehanna River flows and the gossip flows faster—Election Day 2025 has turned into a political cage match between Leo “The Legend” Lutz and Jasmine “The Challenger” Preston. One’s been mayor longer than some TikTokers have been alive. The other might become one of the first out transgender…

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